This hat made me a better man

I love my new hat from CMO. I threw out all my other hats because none can compare to the feeling I get when I place this on my head. My wife instantly started making out with me, the kids gasped. As I walked down the street, my neighbors gave me smiles and nods of approval, where as before they simply ignored my friendly waves. This hat has made me a better man and brings out the best in me. My wife’s words, not mine. If you care about yourself in any way, order this hat. You won’t regret it.